I don’t know one Justin Bieber song but I know he’s about the biggest thing in entertainment. Wouldn’t it be something if he just came out and said, “OK, let’s cut the crap. Of course it was the jab.”
One suggestion, Justin. Keep it to yourself, then just do it. Don’t tell anyone about it first, or you’ll be Morrisonned before you can say, “But I made it to 28!”
This story inspired me to write a song, of the 3 chords and the truth variety. Apologies for the guitar and singing skills. (Once I had a student tell me, “Don’t quit your day job,” after I led a singalong in Spanish class.) Give it a few listens, though. It’s short, and it sort of grows on you!
Justin Bieber's face is frozen
and his wife of 27 had a stroke
put two and two together, Justin
turn off the news,
'cause one more jab, and you're gonna croak
You forced your fans to get the clot shot
to come hear your songs they happily complied
but now that you're awake,
you better change your tune
How many of your fans are gonna die?
Eight years ago you had your “conversion”
We're wondering if it was truly real.....
Cause you kept all your insider friends,
and your stratospheric contracts
Now you're gonna have to break some deals...oh
Tell it Justin, Tell it Justin,
Tell us what you know.
Be courageous, be a standup guy
Tell it Justin, Tell it Justin, Tell it like it is.
Don't hold back the truth, let it flyyyy, yeah...
Justin Bieber's face is frozen
and his wife of 27 had a stroke........
put two and two together, Justin
turn off the news,
'cause one more jab, and you're gonna croak, oh
Tell it Justin, Tell it Justin, Tell us what you're thinking.
Be courageous, be a standup guy
Tell it Justin, Tell it Justin, Tell it like it is.
Don't hold back the truth, let it flyyy...
Don't hold back the truth, let it flyyy...let it fly.
14. Song: Justin Bieber's Face